A set of juggling balls used by the comedian W.C. Fields in his shows. Induces drunkenness and blackouts to whoever holds one of the balls. However, they don't leave the user with a hangover the next day.

Juggling balls


Durring target practice with the Tesla Targetting Coil, Pete's Tesla blast hit the shelf the Juggling Balls were on and caused them to be knocked off. While Pete and Myka were picking them back up, they both had unknowningly exposed themselves to the Juggling Balls' effects. Pete and Myka then woke up together naked in Artie's bed with Artie's tooth brush, Myka's hair turned blonde, and with no memory of what they did yesterday. 

They then began to retrace their steps by following the trail of "artifact disturbances" the computer detected yesterday. One of the artifacts disturbed was Marilyn Monroe's Hairbrush which explained why Myka's hair was blonde. The trail eventually led them to the Bronze Sector where they found Steve turned into a Bronze statue. They then remembered that they bronzed Steve as a prank yesterday while they were drunk on the Juggling Balls; also, the reason they had Artie's tooth brush with them was so they could use the DNA on it to debronze Steve as the Bronzer wouldn't debronze someone without someone like Artie's level of clearance's DNA. Furthermore, the reason they woke up in bed naked together wasn't because they had sex, but rather they knew the Juggling Balls would make them forget they bronzed Steve so they went to bed together naked because they knew when they woke up they'd want to retrace their steps to learn what really happened.


William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler, and writer. One of his most famous persona's was a hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children and women. The characterization he portrayed in films and on radio was so strong it became generally identified

January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946

with Fields himself. Some of his famous jokes were "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I am indebted to her for." and "Once, on a trek through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew...and were forced to live on food and water for several days!"