Let's take the concept of 'Don't Blame the Player' episode to a WHOLE new level (no pun intended). Let's come up with video game-based artifacts!
- Red monogramed Tie: Gives the wearer the stregnth of a fully-grown ape, but also gives them a quick temper.
- Master Sword & Hylian Shield: Bifurcated artifact; make the user a skilled swordsman, but quickly saps the users ability to speak. Extened usage will lead to becoming mute.
- Red Headband: Allows the wearer to fire blue energy blasts.
- Samus Aran's Armor: changes the user's gender and makes them a total bad-ass
- Battered Camera: anyone whose picture is taken with the camera is turned in a flesh-craving zombie; has unlimited film
Real Challenge to the readers: Make a artifact relating to the Left 4 Dead series.