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  • Affectos

    With the new season comes new a new opening shot of the Warehouse and new commerical breaks.  Along the way of the new episode I was keeping track of artifacts that were seen or only mentioned...

    • An entire football stadium
    • Easter Island Moai Statue
    • an artifact that makes plants bigger
    • an artifact that makes plants poisonous
    • an artifact that makes plants non-poisonous

    Any ideas or other artifacts that had glancing mentions that we can add to the Database?

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    Moths Shall Play

    April 19, 2013 by Affectos

    After months of on and off work on this thing, I finally decided to post the first part of the first episode.

      Tyler Lepido wiped his brow as he sat in the sweltering hot seat of the greyhound bus.  He had spent the last few days jumping buses from Tallahassee, Florida to…well, he didn’t exactly know where.  His ticket just said ‘Unnamed, Unincorporated Settlement, South Dakota’.  The best Google could give him was a speck in the middle of the Badlands, but after getting kicked out of his last school, he was running out of options.

    ‘It not like I wanted Martin Luther’s Microphone to show up at the talent show and almost wreck the entire auditorium during a reading of “The Lost Generation”.’ Tyler thought to himself.  It seemed that whatever…

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    It's been awhile...

    March 9, 2013 by Affectos think that between school, the Database that Per Ankh and I now admin, and the banning a certain brat, that I've been letting my Artifact Creation get awayfrom let's get back to it then.

    This time I'm too mentally taxed to do the story portion, so now I'm just throwing artifacts out there...

    • Drumsticks
    • Light blue speedo briefs
    • Cresent wrench
    • Leather motorbike jacket
    • Flower stem cutter
    • Pizza cutter
    • Canteen
    • Wii wheel
    • Letter opener
    • A pair of gloves
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    Warehouse of the Dead

    November 18, 2012 by Affectos

    Being inspired by the newest Black Ops II's Zombie map/mode 'Green Run'/Tranzit, I think have enough courage to bring this idea to light.

    Kind of like the Christmas Specials for the TV show, I was going to write a special halloween episode for my fanfiction Moths Shall Play called 'Warehouse of the Dead' The idea of the episode is that a non-artifact zombie apocolypse has struck and only the Warehouse is the remaining 'safe zone' left in South Dakota. Inside, the Consultants and some of the remainin citizens of Univille are surviving.

    What I need are some artifacts that would be rather useful in the Zombie Apocolypse. Currently, Richtofen's Wunderwaffen will appear as well as Tomas de Torquemada's chain, but I'm drawing a blank on some of …

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    Out to the shed...

    November 9, 2012 by Affectos

    Time for the next iteration of my Artifact creating saga!

    I'm looking over those IDs I found the other day when those government agents showed up at my house again. I think the best way to get them back is to do some more cleaning.

    Today I headed out to the rather large shed behind my house to start clearing that out, and if the pattern continues, I have a feeling that they'll be coming for:

    • A machete
    • A domamatrix's whip (I refuse to answer how I know that it was one)
    • An old-fashioned pinball machine
    • A pair of ballet slippers
    • A set of bolas
    • A marble chess set
    • A bucker shield
    • A hand mirror
    • A leather apron
    • A pair of aviator goggles
    • A bingo stamper

    I have a feeling that I'm going to be getting some answers really soon...

    It always seems that when you have som…

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