Richard Nixon's Shoes
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| Richard Nixon's Shoes | |
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| Type | Shoes |
| Effects | Causes deep paranoia in wearer leading to illegal and secretive activities of sabotage |
| Source | Richard Nixon |
| Danger | Mild |
| Activation | Wearing |
These items of footwear are imbued with the 37th President of the United States of America, Richard Milhous Nixon's talent for tap dancing around the truth, and allow the wearer to construct a falsehood undetectable even by Steve Jinks. Sadly, they have only been seen when being abused, the bait in Pete and Myka drunken bronzing of poor Jinks. It's video display in the Warehouse reads the following warning: "Causes deep paranoia in wearer leading to illegal and secretive activities of sabotage."